Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Favorite What?!?!

WARNING! Do Not read this post if you are offended by the use of names representing female anatomy!




We were out grocery shopping and the kids were in the back seat waiting and playing a memory game of "What's Your Favorite...?" They were discussing colors, music and foods. My 6 yr old foster daughter said in answering favorite food that she liked, "Vagina"  The boys moaned with disgust; the 12 year old goes into the "We don't talk inappropriate" speech and the 6 year old looks confused. She says, "But I like vagina; it's my fav-wit"  I ask her to describe it and she says it has noodles, cheese and "veg-tupples." I realize she is trying to say, "lasagna" and she says with the brightest smile, "Yes!!! Vagina!"

Uhhhh, yeah.

7 comments:

Fatcat said...

LoL!

Essie the Accidental Mommy said...

Lmaooooooooooooooooo!

Annie said...

Classic. And the worst thing about it is you can't tell it everywhere. I have one like that.

I work for a Catholic church, and I run the Sunday school. One thing we do is prepare children to receive the Sacrament of Reconciliation, where they confess their sins, and receive a penance (something they can do to show they are sorry) and absolution. So, I interview the children to make sure they understand things well, and I asked one little boy, "So, after you have confessed your sins, what does the priest give you?" And he said, "Penis". I felt like jumping out of my chair and yelling, "Don't say that!! Whatever you do, don't say THAT!" but had to maintain total composure and an encouraging expression. THAT was a challenge! "Uh....I think you mean a 'Penance"; let's say that again, so you get it right!" (and again and again)

:)De said...

Annie... funny. "what ever you do don't say that!"

Life Adapted said...

Rofl! Gotta' love a child who loves . . . Italian food : )
Merry Christmas dear one!

Karin said...

Oh my gosh...that is so funny! Thank you for your sweet comment on my blog. :) Nice to 'meet' you.

MOM #1 said...

Hilarious!!! That's one you're going to be able to tell over and over and over again. I've just read it out loud twice (once to Mom #2 and once to Baby Boy) already!

So funny!